You Know You're a New Parent When

5. You say everything twice - "Do you need a fresh diaper? Hmm? Do you need a fresh diaper?"

4. You worry when the baby lets you sleep through the night. In fact, you're more likely to go wake her up then let her sleep through the night.

3. You pray for poop. And then regret it later (see post below).

2. You constantly think your baby has a fever, even though everyone else can see she's perfectly fine.

1. And the number one way you know you're a new parent is when you put your baby down for bed and then spend the next 30 minutes watching videos of her.