Can you see this? It's a photo of our cell phone bill from a few months ago. I took a picture of it not because it was unusual, but because it is a perfect reflection of how it always is. And it's a perfect reflection of how Ian and I both use the phone. I'll give you one guess as to which one of us uses 10 minutes and which one uses 641. So much for the "shared" 700 minutes!
How does that man survive on ten minutes of talking a month? Actually, it's not even ten minutes, because the 25 second conversations he has go down on record as a whole minute, even though they aren't. I'm sure you're thinking, "Well, this doesn't count minutes spent talking to Esther, since they share a plan." This is true; but those minutes wouldn't even double his count. He's just not a phone guy. Good thing I live with him!
